Wednesday, October 22, 2008

The Philippines is the Land of MILFs and Honeys...

And one such example is Geneva Cruz.


Seriously, just look at her and let your jaw drop to the floor as you try to comprehend that that tight body of hers has already produced a prepubescent boy.


I'd seriously hate to be in her son's shoes because I'm sure all his best buds are telling him how his mom's so hot and that they sometimes jack off to her and stuff. And if he got that everyday the whole time his mom remains hot, he just might fucking believe it and start jacking off to her as well, leading to some serious psychological damage. Damn Oedipus complex. So yes, let's be glad that we're not her son because we can sanely stroke ourselves off to her MILF awesomeness until our balls turn blue.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Leah Dizon is married AND pregnant?! WTF?!?


According to numerous reports, on the last stop of her nationwide tour in Japan, Asian-American gravure/J-pop idol Leah Dizon has admitted that she had gotten married over the weekend to a 29-year old Japanese stylist that she met last January, breaking the hearts of her many male fans who have fapped themselves off to her luminous beauty and OMFG! figure many, many times.


Not content with breaking the hearts of her fans, she dropped another bombshell by also announcing that there was now a bun in the oven, or to put it simply, she was now four months pregnant, thus giving some of her most ardent fans enough reason to commit seppuku.

Okay, I may be kidding on the
seppuku part, but the fact still remains: Leah Dizon is now married AND pregnant!

So, as a tribute to the Leah Dizon we'll always cherish in our hearts and in our loins, allow me to re-post her Girls of 360 video; Leah Dizon: Exposed and Uncut.





There's hope for her fans, though. If she does come back after giving birth and if she does retain her figure, not only will she be a certified MILF, her puppies would also be much bigger and fuller.