The Philippines is the Land of MILFs and Honeys...

And one such example is Geneva Cruz.

Seriously, just look at her and let your jaw drop to the floor as you try to comprehend that that tight body of hers has already produced a prepubescent boy.


I'd seriously hate to be in her son's shoes because I'm sure all his best buds are telling him how his mom's so hot and that they sometimes jack off to her and stuff. And if he got that everyday the whole time his mom remains hot, he just might fucking believe it and start jacking off to her as well, leading to some serious psychological damage. Damn Oedipus complex. So yes, let's be glad that we're not her son because we can sanely stroke ourselves off to her MILF awesomeness until our balls turn blue.

(Rachel Alejandro + Geneva Cruz) + Bikinis = One Raging Hard-On!

When you have one bonafide MILF in Geneva Cruz, and you add to that Rachel Alejandro's jugs that just begs to be fondled and mashed, if this were a porno film like the Island Fever series, then I'll gladly volunteer to be the filling in a BigDumpling sex sandwich between these 2 lovely ladies.

And since they're both talented singers, they can take turns using my Extreme Magic Schlong as their microphone.

And for the finale, if I could manage it, I'd definitely give one of them a creampie while the other one would get it down her gullet. Either way, they're both going get a generous serving of BigDumpling love juice inside them after I'm long gone.