The Philippines is the Land of MILFs and Honeys...

And one such example is Geneva Cruz.

Seriously, just look at her and let your jaw drop to the floor as you try to comprehend that that tight body of hers has already produced a prepubescent boy.


I'd seriously hate to be in her son's shoes because I'm sure all his best buds are telling him how his mom's so hot and that they sometimes jack off to her and stuff. And if he got that everyday the whole time his mom remains hot, he just might fucking believe it and start jacking off to her as well, leading to some serious psychological damage. Damn Oedipus complex. So yes, let's be glad that we're not her son because we can sanely stroke ourselves off to her MILF awesomeness until our balls turn blue.

Jean Garcia's Behind-the-Scene photos for FHM!

Jean Garcia is one fine MILF. And that's an understatement right there! Along with Eula Valdez, Jean has taken over the MILF throne that ex-MILF Dina Bonnevie has long given up since she stopped trying to look like, well, a MILF.

As a matter of fact, Jean is such a fine MILF, I'd sooner do her than her daughter, Jenica Garcia, who, although cute, lacks mom's sex appeal.


To put it simply, I'd do Jenica because she's fresh and needs a lot of sexual guidance - preferably coming from me - while I'd do Jean because she's just so damn doable and could probably show me a thing or two! Or in a john's terms, Jenica is for the GFE while Jean's for the PSE. If you don't know what those acronyms stand for, then the Urban Dictionary is your best friend.

So in honor of Jean's überhot MILF-y goodness, here are some behind-the-scene photos from her photo shoot with FHM which is out this month.

If you're looking for scans from the actual magazine itself, feel free to check out the gallery on Flesh Asia Daily, the site that got me started on this whole adult-related blogging thing.

And after checking that out, I'm sure you'll agree that Jenica's dad might be regretting not having that ass available to tap 24/7.

Aubrey Miles: From 'Prosti' to MILF!!!

Like I said before in one of my earlier posts, when it comes to women, I'm more partial to mestizas and chinitas. After all, since I'm as Filipino as chicharon and pinakbet, why should my taste in women be Filipino (or Filipina, to be more precise) as well when I can go for something more exotic that's a rarity in the Philippines and that's so... so unlike me.

Still, it's hard to deny the babeness factor that comes in someone like Aubrey Miles, who, once upon a time, was every Filipino male's purveyor of their every masturbatory fantasy, with her nice, tight bod and her face that's complemented by her eyes that say, "Come hither and fuck me deep and hard if you can," look - although I'm hard pressed to believe she'd know what "hither" meant.

Now, if she gave me that look, I'd sure fuck her deep and hard in ways that her boytoy and impregnator, Troy Montero, could hardly imagine.

So, since she's on her way to giving birth or has either given birth by now, here's a look to remind us of Aubrey Miles' hotness just in case she'll permanently balloon into matron-ish proportions and forever shrivel up the rock hard penises she used to command to a rapt attention.

(Rachel Alejandro + Geneva Cruz) + Bikinis = One Raging Hard-On!

When you have one bonafide MILF in Geneva Cruz, and you add to that Rachel Alejandro's jugs that just begs to be fondled and mashed, if this were a porno film like the Island Fever series, then I'll gladly volunteer to be the filling in a BigDumpling sex sandwich between these 2 lovely ladies.

And since they're both talented singers, they can take turns using my Extreme Magic Schlong as their microphone.

And for the finale, if I could manage it, I'd definitely give one of them a creampie while the other one would get it down her gullet. Either way, they're both going get a generous serving of BigDumpling love juice inside them after I'm long gone.