More Cristine Reyes downblouse

This blog may be turning out to be very Cristine Reyes-centric but that's only because she keeps giving every heterosexual males in the Philippines such stunning photos like this...

Lucky is the man who'll get to see something like this for one whole weekend - unless you're the type who'd rather have a truck...


...than a weekend with FHM Philippines' Sexiest Woman of 2009.


Let's hope that one day, we get to see a nip slip instead of a downblouse.

It's Election Day today...

...and to help every brave man who dared to jostle with the crowd at the polling precincts under the oppressive heat of the sun and at the risk of suffering a heatstroke; imagine you're in a pool with a warm, nubile female body to cuddle up to, like, say, Diana Zubiri...

Anyone know if she's still as hot as before or has motherhood totally taken away her sexy figure?

An out-of-body experience with Cristine Reyes...

Okay, let's pretend we're having an out-of-body experience where we're floating out of our body and we can go anywhere we want without anyone seeing or hearing us.  As it so happens, we chose to go to a hotel where, incidentally, Cristine Reyes is staying in.  We float up into her room, catch her right in the middle of having her room service-catered lunch and this is what we see...

The most awesome Cristine Reyes downblouse ever.  Everybody, start fapping. 

Cristine Reyes is so creamy...

...it's no wonder Richard Gutierrez didn't mind being castigated for his reprehensible acting of saving Cristine Reyes from Ondoy's floodwaters, not when you're tapping an ass as creamy white as hers.

Richard covering his raging hard-on.

Cristine's creamy cleavage

Those puppies are just dying to get loose

"Yes, I tap Cristine's ass all night long because I saved it from Ondoy."

"You guys can look but only I can grab Cristine's ass."

Richard Gutierrez protecting his "investment"

SIDE BOOB ALERT!  SIDE BOOB ALERT!

Isn't it embarassing when you smile in front of a camera only to realize it's not you that's being taken a photo of?

I see London, I see France, I see Cristine's underpants!

Richard sweating heavily at the thought of what he has in store for Cristine that night

"After I'm through with you tonight, you'll be walking funny the next couple of days."

SIDE BOOB ALERT!  SIDE BOOB ALERT!

SIDE BOOB ALERT!  SIDE BOOB ALERT!

SIDE BOOB ALERT!  SIDE BOOB ALERT!

REAR QUARTER PROFILE BOOB ALERT!

I hope you're not tired of seeing Cristine's side boob

Photos courtesy of Cristine Reyes' Patient X Facebook album.

A Very MILFy Christmas and a Happy Nude Year!

I know I've been away for too long.  I mean, seriously, 2 months without an update?!  It's not like I'm neglecting this site or anything.  But a lot of things happened in real-life that prevented me from doing my weekly updates.

Now, as you'll notice, I changed my site's name from Take-Out Corner to MILFs and Honeys.  That's only because all my posts are about, well, MILFs and Honeys.  Otherwise, everything's pretty much the same, even the site's URL so you'll still get all my updates in your e-mail and your news readers.

So, to celebrate the season, even though she's not a Filipina, her being a regular in GMA 7's Eat Bulaga as well as in TV5's Ogags makes her Filipina enough for me.  So I give you, Daiana Menezes along with some Filipina babes like... 

Jenny Miller...

Pauleen Luna...

...and a whole lot of other celebrities and models to ogle at.

Enjoy, my brothers (and sisters?) and may we all have a very MILFy Christmas and a Happy Nude Year!